Start a new  game and during the  player  introductions, simultaneously
press and hold  X, Y, Z, L, and R.  Then,  during  the  playing  of the
national anthem, enter the following:

Bouncing puck: Simultaneously press X, Y, and R.

Upside-down players: Simultaneously press A, Y, and Z.

Big players: Simultaneously press L and R.

Fat midgets: Simultaneously press A and B.

Centering puck: Simultaneously press A and X.